Tag: 911

How’s Your Week So Far?

Yesterday I kicked out a pimp with his two obnoxious whores. Today I had to call the cops on a pax who refused to leave. Lemme guess… tomorrow’s…

Lucky Strike

Our town has only 2 watering holes that are open past midnight: one is a biker bar and another one is a cartel shithole. Both are located on…

Hulks

Last night in the sticks was the most violent one of my entire Uber “career”. It was super slow until most bars closed, then suddenly all competition went…

Cop-a-palooza

Last 2 days I’ve seen absolutely unprecedented amount of cop cars doing traffic stops and DUI arrests. As in, it’s never been even remotely close to this many…

Bring It On Motherfucker!

This pax was totally wasted. Ok, AC on full blast, barf bag at the ready, sped through the shortest route (20 minutes away from already remote location)… and…

How To Kick Your Passengers Out

Preface: This might be my most controversial Reddit post ever. For a few months (!) I’ve watched its karma rise as high as 200+ (an incredible number for…