Shorts-and-sandals season is here, and so is the AC. Top vents only – legs are too hot. Bottom vents only – head is too hot. Top and bottom vents simultaneously – hard to find a perfect temperature, but achievable.

But then you get that drunk pax that absolutely have to be flash frozen to avoid any incidents. You crank up the AC, and suddenly your feet are freezing no matter which vents are on.

…For the first time in my life I’m tempted to wear sandals with socks. And who cares about Anna Wintour’s opinion?!