Had 4 drunk cops (out of uniform) in my car last night. The entire ride they were telling me that this gig is crazy and the drivers are either extremely badass or extraordinarily stupid and lacking any self preservation. “I couldn’t do it, your car doesn’t even have a divider!…”

They were right, we are a bunch of idiotic badasses. Your typical last call crowd would ride either in a cab, or in a back of a police cruiser, or take an Uber.

  • Cab: divided compartments (most cabs are retired police cars anyway), most drivers are armed
  • Police cruiser: divided compartments, armed driver
  • Uber drivers: 99% are unarmed & untrained, and you’re welcome to ride shotgun at any time bruh!…