Category: Shower Thoughts

Natural selection will favor girls who’s face looks attractive while lit from below

…cuz, you know, smartphones.

To make a convincing android, one must have a really good 3d map of a particular human…

…along with all the data pertaining to how this person moves and talks. So there’s a good chance that first Terminators will look exactly like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Or…

“I Am Here”

“I am here” is a pax’s equivalent of “I am Groot”

Consecutive odd numbers separated by 1? Ask your calendar: 31 and 1.

There Are Patterns In The Randomness And Randomness In The Patterns

How do we analyze a black box? Well, first we have to know what comes in and what comes out. What comes in in case of ridesharing companies?…

It’s Getting Hot…

Shorts-and-sandals season is here, and so is the AC. Top vents only – legs are too hot. Bottom vents only – head is too hot. Top and bottom…

Driving a stick shift is like coding in assembly language

…If you don’t know what you’re doing, the fail will be spectacular.

How Uber can increase driver earnings…

…without hurting their friggin’ sacred bottom line. Just a little UI tweak. Make a rating/tipping screen pop up when we’re in a proximity of destination instead of when…

Socializing With Other Drivers

It gets warmer every day. More and more plants are blooming, pollen is everywhere. More and more rideshare drivers are hangin’ at the gas stations and other “hot…

It’s A Conspiracy Theory Time!

How could Uber possibly transition from the fleet of super cheap human drones (hi!) to their proposed super expensive fleet of self driving cars? I think their plan…

Ratings Karma

Just a thought on how Uber could implement the ratings karma. If one party gives another a 5 star rating, and the other party gives back less than…